If John were king, IT people would be working overtime. What is the worst police surveillance van disguise? Crazy Russian scientists transplanting human heads! Dominoes pizza saves life?!? A 15 year old possibly discovers a lost Mayan city, or did he? Real life superheroes are making a comeback.
"He's come back and said he's done it with monkeys." -Dubious Axel
The Bakers dive into this episode discussing dumb criminals, what they would do if they were king, and guessing which one of the Star Trek actors got arrested in 2015. What is the perfect disguise for a police surveillance van? The first human head transplant is scheduled for 2017...it was done with monkeys (supposedly), but is this the future? Domino"s pizza saved a man's life? Was a lost Mayan city found or is it all bullshit? Someone brave needs to go to the center of the jungle for answers. Dark Guardian, a new York based real superhero is recruiting more heroes for his civil war.
"I mean...don't eat Domino's everyday" -Dubious John
The Bakers get higher than the sun itself on Apollo Sun Rocks in this special mega episode. Extremely faded. The Large Hadron Collider is taken down again by time traveling animals. The Keplar mission experienced an emergency, but also revealed that there are more planets than there are stars in the universe. Something big hit Jupiter, what the hell was that? The future will be filled with yeast technology. The Bakers share more of their future king plans and discuss which animal you'd want to deliver a beer to you. Some guy put out blow torches with his tongue to set a world record and the cars of the future wont need refueling at all!
"Ask if they have a nitro beer on tap, if they do...you buy that beer!" - Apollo
Bad Yoda Impressions lead the bakers into a gruesome story about a guys balls rusting inside him! Ancient wall paintings might help us understand how the Egyptian pyramids were built. That pesky dark matter might be the cause of another celestial mystery. Vagina bacteria could be the cure to everything. A list of celebrities that have seen UFO's lasts waaaaay too long.
"Cuter. Cooter. Cooter! Cooter?" - Everyone
Axel throws a gauntlet when he purposely insults Dick Tracy right before going on air. I (John) can't stand for that and as a result, I will tell you why Dick Tracy is better than Axel's favorite and most treasured show, Farscape. Dick Tracy 1990 stars Warren Beaty, Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman, Dick Van Dyke, James Caan, Kathy Bates and Madonna! Farscape stars... the cast of Farscape. Dick Tracy predicted the Apple watch! Farscape predicted people will get lost in space. I say these things not to upset Farscape fans, but to persuade Axel and others like him to give Dick Tracy a chance.
Oh yah, also on this episode... The dissection of a giant squid. The future of spacesuits. A newly observed oldest galaxy. North Korea and South Korea, cheese and robots, respectively.
"We are only as old as the oldest thing we've found." - Dubious Axel
Maestro stepped out for vacation and left Mr. E in the producing chair. Good decision bad decision? You decide! Ape do kill ape. Another example of several technologies coming together to make life easier for the differently abled. John has a brain fart about the World of Warcraft movie called Warcraft. Mr. E quizzes the Bakers on previous stories. How do you think plants grow in zero G? "BUY BUY BUY!" - Dubious John
Dr. K graces the Bakery with his animal story burdened presence. Axel's intrigued by try before you buy plastic surgery. John brings us the latest dog breeds this year. And the whole group marvels at the implications of the Open Worm project. "The depth is deeper than the height of mount Everest." - Dr.K
PART TWO! LISTEN TO PART ONE FIRST. The Dubious Bakers are still reeling from the events of the previous podcast. Trying to wrap their minds around it, the boys have flown in a crack panel of dubious experts: Mr. E, Dr. K, and Hash Bottoms to get to the bottom of the case. The Bakery gets high concept and low brow before ending this episode with a game pitting guest against guest.
PART ONE! LISTEN TO THIS FIRST: The Bakers shake the rust off their podcast and return after a 2 year hiatus abroad. Where have they been? What have they been doing? Star-parties? Who is this Killian asshole? What did the recording equipment pick up after being left on that long? The Bakers make this the official "time-travel" episode and discuss cosmic strings, the LHC, High mass objects, suspended animation and scepters. Is backwards time travel harder than traveling to the future? Where are all the tourists?
...Also...at the end of this episode, the Bakery experiences something that has never happened in the history of podcasting. A first step for mankind. The Dubious Bakery podcast will be changed forever.
The Bakers smoke themselves silly in this episode. Joined by Mr. E and Hash, the Doobies take giant wax hits and discuss weed canons and space poopie shields. Dubious John claims one can taste space and that humans will start mining space. The worlds lightest material is discovered. The Walking dead make an appearance, as well as some dick pickles. Rats are being used to de-mine. The Bakers answer a special call in question and attempt a Dubious game, all while crashing from wax!
"Someone's fucking up"-Mr. E
Grundal Joins us once again. Tattoo artists get under Johns skin. Technology takes a tiny step froward by improving your hard drives lifespan. The mysterious Bloop heard around the world from 1991 has finally been solved. Yelp! reviewer opens a can of worms on the internet. "Post on the Dubious Bakery Facebook." - Maestro
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All units responding! Grundal joins us in the bakery after a long and grueling trek from Russia... and he doesn't break anything! It has been confirmed that DNA is in the shape of a helix! Chernobyl's new look and who knew it wasn't in Russia?!? Drunken Grundal stories from accross the pond. Man has been to the moon, Maestro can prove it. "The Dubious Bakery is a magical fucking place!" - Dubious Axel
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John mess's up the intro and Mr.E stops by for some Walking Dead talk. That pesky Mayan calendar reminds us to cherish our other functional calenders. Diamonds in Russia, diamonds in flames, we be trippin over diamonds! Claiming Ownership of the Sun, pros and cons. Star Wars trivia brought to you be Mr.E. "Keep recording!" - Dubious Axel
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The Bakers return after a long summer hiatus. Joining them is Hash Bottoms and his opinion on the Star Wars Disney news. Twinkie talk including fun facts and legal defenses. That mysterious monkey in Florida is apprehended and a monkey man sets a new record. PETA's stupid advertising campaign. Axel ahs a dark secret surronding the Twilight saga. "You stick us in a room, force us to smoke weed and to stare at sweets all night long and you won't let us have a god damn bite!" -Mr. E
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Spoilers ahead, listen at your own risk.
The Bakers give tribute to a fallen hero from Avengers, then dive right into over analyzing and over thinking the movie. What is an Epic movie? What is a "B" movie? Everyone can agree that Loki is a good villain, but who were those aliens in his army? The Bakers discuss their favorite scenes, and come to a consensus that the movie was...good. "I was doing some stuff" -Agent Coulson
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The Avenger's origins are looked into, and why we wont see The Wasp or Ant-man, two of the original team members, on screen. Hawkeye's identity crisis and his multiple trick arrows are discussed. Vibranium vs Adamantium. Avengers make their huge budget back before we even see the movie. Who is Loki's army? Maestro the popcorn fiend. Marvel mutant factoids galore. Pre-movie guesses at what the movie will be like. The show ends as the boys leave to see The Avengers.
"Carney folks do a good job training their people" -Dubious John
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HAPPY 420! Long time friend Mr. E joins us for this dank holiday. Our guest just happens to be an expert on all things Walking Dead, caution SPOILERS. Axel was kidnapped since last time. Synthetic and natural cannabinoids proven uber effective in medicine... again! Pirate factoid, Arrrrr! SKA radio array is our new soap opera akin to the construction of the LHC. Things are still pissing Dubious John off. Nanotech, conductive fabric and 36 lbs. of weed candy, oh my. "GG" - Mr.E
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Justice League DOOM review with spoilers until 5:00. John and Maestro recount King of The Hammers 2012! Man finds dead mouse in a Mountain Dew can, PepsiCo lawyers screw around with him. Self sterilizing swiss scientist's. Black Holes might have halos. Inch long prehistoric flea fossil discovered. "I don't want to drink piss." -Dubious Axel
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John and Axel pretend like no time has passed, until John calls Axel out on his long hair. Quad copters are getting scarier. Know them, fear them. They can juggle now. The Bakers vow to claw their way to Comic-Con. Axel suggest a bold fly advertising idea to John, with mixed results. Axel is afraid of butterflies. John and Axel talk about weapons in the future, this installment: Speech jamming gun and Vortex Gun. The new plastic is paper. Paper alloy. Bringing back dinosaurs...a bad thing? Banana the candy? Axel says as always frequently. "I'm speechless folks, my mind is blown, I don't know where to go with this" -Dubious John
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The Bakers podcast like never before. The Easter Island heads have bodies and hats! How is GIF pronounced? Evidently Wi-Fi Effects your sperm, so be fucking afraid of it! Axel discusses Gobekli Tepe, an ancient and mysterious site. Samoa time traveled...sort of. Gold rush Alaska and gold bacteria fan the Dubious gold fever. John discusses the exciting advances in nano generators. Dr. K leads the guys in a game of what's the largest bug, if you guessed a Goliath beetle, you're fuckin wrong. "It's a Time Machine" -Dubious Axel
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Happy Belated Holidays! This episode is almost too good to be true, packed with guests, games and one liners. Dr. K stops by from the far reaches of Oklahoma. Axel begs the question, tissue or paper towels? We reveal our Bah Sah Rah recording for The Dark Knight Rises! A little SOPA talk, new land masses, and job opportunities with Stephen Hawkings.
"DUBIOUS DUBIOUS BAKERY BAKERY..." - Dubious Axel, John, Meastro, Dr. K, Grundal, Hash Bottoms, Mini K.
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One of Johns biggest command failures haunts him to this day. Axel gets beer served to him by the bartender's feet. The evil dubious bakers are mentioned for the first time ever. After some luggage talk, Axel and John argue the difference between a nest and a bed. In the usual bakery fashion we provide you with more evidence to why space travel is going to suck. "Fuck this topic, John talks to himself." - Dubious Axel
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The Dubious Bakers are excited to podcast after what seems like an eternity. Right off, John regales us with tales of Japan, a big hole in the moon, and the super anti-hero Phoenix Jones. The Bakers adventured to Comic-Con and painted the town Dubious and attempt to remember some stories from the drunken haze: John journeys 3.4 miles and makes strong drinks, Green Lantern rings, the masquerade let down and epic resurrection rave. Renaissance fights and weapon hat. The most complete dino skeleton to date. What is the largest reservoir of water known in existence? More if the DB were king. Don’t ever let us be king. "Herpity Derp Hurp Derp"-Dubious John
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Parking meters get a little smarter. King discussions around the bakery, Meastro chooses to end world hunger, Axel and John laugh. Heart of the Swarm news. Israel is paranoid, probably for good reason. Europe developing super-complex 2nd Earth simulation program, Axel wants to use it to sight see. Mars and possibly 1 more habitable exoplanet discovered. "Close down, I dare you." - Dubious Axel
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SPOILER ALERT: Johns opinion of X-Men First Class, ends around 7:50. Prehistoric bud might one day grace the bakery. Action Comics! Can you name the drink named after Bill Murray? Please, Maurice Ward, let Starlite better the world. We once again learn why life in space is a pain in the ass. "Because people are fucking interested Maestro, that's why!" -Dubious John
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After a long hiatus the Dubious Bakers are back on the air! John over analyzes a doctors office at Venice beach. NASA's Voyager probes detect something at the edge of our solar system that we never thought would be there. Bill Nyes' blasphemy knows no bounds, or so some people think! Axel wants to drown John, don't worry, it's safe! "It's like a wolverine wet dream your having right now man." -Dubious Axel
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There is a Dubious episode that only surfaces once a year. It celebrates the extra green holiday 420! The bakers really out did themselves this year, Guest stars galore, Give aways, Mind bending stories and Dubious antics. A brief overview of this 2 hour show; Douchey people, rent a country, games, raffles, Star Trek porn, Joints, Bongs, Alien life and lots of high society. Guests include Frankie and Chris from Unrestrained Radio, Mr. E, Hash Bottoms, Jojo and P-Funk. "So these spiders in Pakistan right." -Hash Bottoms
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Despite a really drunk Grundal this episode will provide you with a lot of entertainment. Axel cleans his bong in the shower. John gives a Colton Harris-Moore update. Axel goes off on Grundal for not watching The Next Generation. Random bakery talk about the technology singularity. A new telescope aims to accurately measure the expansion of the universe. Genie talk leads to the end of the world. (C'mon, who didn't see that coming?) "I played Yu-Gi-Oh, I don't want to admit that though." - Dubious Axel
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The Bakers welcome show destroyer Grundal back as they discuss John failing to have a threesome at the King of Hammers. The Bakers consider bringing back Gladiatorial games. 3D Star Wars gets ripped to shreds. Gopher is the new Monkey. Synthetic rubber coming to a future near you. A guy makes money from a blank book. Chernobyl opens up for tourism, much to Grundal's dismay.
"I might seem like a mean Dictator"-Dubious John
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Congratulations are in order across the boards as TDB reaches its 50th episode! John has not smoked a cigarette for over a month! Mankind can now say for certain, without a shadow of a doubt, that the sun is a sphere. Lobster eyes contribute to the next wave of DVD technology. Be careful where you fart in Africa. Mars 500 and Kepler Mission updates. "Should I get excited about this one?" - Dubious John
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Super Bowl stories: John partied with the Unrestrained crew and watched porn, while Axel did his famous "nothing". The British take us a step closer to cloaking technology. Axel and John face off with technology from past episodes. Axel give us a break down on proper pill popping. Clarification concerning the rumors of Big Lebowski 2. Flushed vs. unflushed weed, what is it? Axel threatens the rest of the Bakery with a Nerf gun. Will mammoths make a come back? Want to help the bakers get into Comic-con 2011? "Dino DNA" - Dubious Crew
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After a long and debauchery filled night called Hash Bash, the bakers decide to podcast the next morning. Bad idea? YOU DECIDE! "Apocalypse Situation" is the new "Zombie Apocalypse." John unveils his plans to boycott the next Spider-Man movie. Exploding dildos? Drakes equation, know it! StarCraft II makes an appearance that shames Dubious John. Break music provided by bakery friend Kevin. "King of the Ninjas." - Hash Bottoms
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Hash bottoms, Camera man of the the Infamous Artificial Intelligence debate, adds his two cents on the controversy concerning the tape. Smodcastle? Are the Bakers ready? A man installs a camera in the back of his head. What would you do with futuristic super hard materials? And then....a world with lightsabers. Who gets 'em! John proves the Bakery is good for our listeners brains. Hash bottoms signs up to dive to the deepest depths of the ocean
"How many fathoms is that?"-Dubious John
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The Bakers are excited to test the Dubious Broadcasting system, the new phone system that allows the Bakers to finally make prank calls. Axel starts off the show with resin in his teeth while John shares his uncomfortable Rocky Horror Picture show visit. Meta-Pirate's story is told. The guys discuss the new standard in space ship docking as well as the new Hulk television show. Scientist are able to capture anti-matter for the first time, causing Dubious excitement for starships. Axel plans to live forever using Nano-bots, but John has his doubts. Finally, the Bakers try out a prank phone call game from their past, "Wonderword". "People hate to be tricked, it's why they hate magicians." -Dubious Axel
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Axel has a secret pertaining to Prop 19, John is very upset. The rest Bakery bash on Axel's on air eating habits. Gliese 581g finally gets some time on the Bakery. NASA's huge life-changing press conference is a let down. Is Bill Nye alright? Have you ever received a useless gift? French farmer jailed for feeding his ducks weed. "If he can do something stupid, we can do something stupid!" -Dubious John
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Maestro has produced 22 episodes(Half of the series)! Grundal breaks a window off air. A 20 year old good looking girl has been made the chief of police of a city in Mexico. Axel's old habits come to light. John doesn't know what to do with all his China. "But what CRAYON are you using to draw it?!" -Dubious Axel
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The bakers discuss California's Prop 19, which if passed would legalize Marijuana for recreational use. Dr. K calls into the show to help John explain what custom DNA is. Homer Simpson drug kingpin? Grand Candy factory makes the largest bar of chocolate. "Here at the bakery we use dogs to keep our furnace lit...And the're alive when they go in there!" -Dubious John
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Curiosity, the new Mars rover will be ready to launch in 2011, but where will it land? Just how bad-ass do you think astronauts are? Goosebumps the movie, what?!?! China is worried that its youth is too fat to wage war with Japan. Man buried after digging a hole at the beach. Dubious John sinks to a new low with Justin Bieber news. "Erroneous! Erroneous!" -Dubious Crew
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The Bakery mulls over the latest StarCraft II patch. Cops and Beer team up to fight Weed, what? Axel debuts a new bakery game. John makes Axel wet by discussing new nano technology. Villagers in China grapple with escaped snakes. Axel discovers a solution to you lazy people who don't want to do your laundry. "Who said anything about a gorilla?" -Dubious John
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Are Axels' mental powers slipping or is a new force to blame for his weak bong hits? Meastros bad decisions and Johns technological ignorance lead to the loss of an episode. The definitive reason the bakery doesn't broadcast prank calls. NASA space probes Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11 are being slowed down by a mysterious force. "Well you see I missed the trashcan and it fell on the back of a mouse and the mouse climbed up the wall and the wall fell on the back of this other butterfly and the butterfly flew into the chocolate factory..." -Dubious Axel
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Joining Axel and John in studio is long time bakery friend Mr. E. The Bakers discuss their favorite moments from Comic-Con 2010 in San Diego. Your Dubious Bakers where eye witnesses to the infamous Hall H stabbing. The bakers divulge tons of past Comic-Con stories as well as why you should boycott the restaurant IHOP. On top of all that Comic-Con goodness, this episode still has a half hour of regular stories making it hour long episode! Rolling Papers!
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At the end of this episode Maestro treats us to the full 5 minute Dubious Bakery intro. Bong mechanics intro John's experience at the Kush bar in Venice Beach. Axel introduces a new threat to the human population, itself! Lockheed Martin's new super sonic jet couldn't even catch an escape monkey in the UK. Axel and John solve the mystery of the unidentified periscope. The Bakery, after many story encounters, finally discusses Colton Harris-Moore. Cities are desperate for money as Axel proves with the digital advertising license plate. "I have some in my vagina, thats extra" - Dubious Axel
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John here everybody, Axel has lagged on the description for this episode for over a week. I'm writing this on Sunday, July 18th. Join me as we see how much longer he lags. Either way, enjoy this episode and Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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Axel and John welcome Grundal back into the studio and instantly regret it as he proceeds to smash everything in sight. The gang talk about the upcoming AMC show "The Walking Dead". Scientists discover Neutrinos have mass. The planetary society gets a new chief. The sun is going through a tumultuous time. Finally the gang discuss touchable holograms and are barely able to wrestle Grundal out of the studio with dubious cattle prods.
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Keef and Hash speculation. Since we last met, Captain Picard was knighted, hooray! Sir Captain Lord Reverend Dubious John reveals a continuing lifelong ambition. Grow your own organs and live with short term memory loss, totally not related to one another. Dubious Bakery favorite: Dumb Criminals and Smart Victims! Axel sets the Doomsday Clock to 10 million years. The Justice families dog. "I just got a crazy theory really, thats usually what I got." -Dubious Axel
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The results of the Starcraft II Beta challenge are in. INTRODUCING The Dubious Bakery answering machine 1-872-BAT-LINE. Call and leave a message. Water boxes that can grow trees in the desert. Video game player wins $1 Million for doing something he loves! Battle Royale news and the age of the universe comes under scrutiny in this episode. ROBOTS! "Na na na na na na na na BAT-LINE, BAT-LINE...BATLINE!" -Dubious Bakers
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Dr. K guest stars and elaborates on a plan to genetically engineer mosquitoes to do our dirty work. Axel throws down a huge gauntlet as he reveals a major secret to John. Did you know the planet Jupiter has strips? Iron Sky and Spider-Goats. Odd things artists want to do with cameras. John brings up the bakery game Assassination which leads to stories about John and Dr.K's adventure to an airsoft game called Lion Claws. "All you guys that are listening to this podcast right now, there was no exaggeration in any of that! I have witnessed every little bit of it, and it is absurd" -Dr. K
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In this very special episode of The Dubious Bakery Axel, John and Frankie from www.unrestrainedradio.com intro the first ever Dubious Bakery Fan Song. That's Right, a fan in England named Lewis wrote a song about the bakery. Like usual the bakers get BAKED and lose track of time so the fan song can be found at about 28 minutes. Preceding the fan song are stories about the latest and greatest organ transplant technology, an asshole chimp with a plan and Beer vs. Weed. "In my drunk brain its there! Its just locked away." -Dubious Axel
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Former producer Frankie of www.unrestrainedradio.com makes his first appearance on the bakery as a guest. Frankie uploads a stream of knowledge regarding the XBOX 360's Red Ring of Death. Japans moon-walking robot, Alternate DD Dimensions and the debate over Meow-Meow: either the most extremely weird drug ever or the lamest. Probably both. "I know what I'm getting you (Axel) for your birthday" -Dubious John
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Happy 420! The Bakers celebrate the world wide holiday in this special one hour episode. They are joined by long time friend of the program Joe. Tons of weed stories thrown in with the usual crazy Bakery stories. Enjoy and Smoke 'Em!
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Theif in carolina uses a fishing pole to rob a bank. Hubble turns 20. Golden Ticket for the Devils Beer. Skin Printer. No you cannot buy weed online in the states, but you can buy the next best thing, supposedly. This just in, be on the look out for paper airplanes raining from the sky! "We'll stream... your badly beaten body" -Maestro
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Let it be known, if you take John's Starcraft II beta key, he will kill you. The Bakers discuss their Superhero-like cloak and daggerism as well as the Midnight Knitter. Element 117 was recently discovered, as was a new monitor lizard that is bigger than the Komoto dragon. Scientist's find mysterious fossilized fungus and a complex creature that doesn't need oxygen to Survive. Paying to play video games with girls? Has it come to this? "If theirs six girls on the other side of this screen, I will pay extra" -Axel
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New electric cars lead to a discussion about a completely new way to generate power. Primal urges lead to the truth that our new producer is just as racist (not very) as our old one. A major intersection in Seattle was closed for two hours because...
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Starcraft 2 Beta user Pablorce joins the Bakers for another soaring episode of The Dubious Bakery. A bunch of space news including, but not limited to plummeting space stations and conspiracy theories. Starcraft 2 Beta news straight from the players mouth. Drug Deals gone wrong and the usual bakery shenanigans. "Sorry about the sound quality on this one doobies." -John
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Grundal demands air time and the Bakers give it to him. Axel discusses the use of Thorium as a nuclear fuel instead of Uranium. Global Warming is scrutinized ans meat is threatened by the Belgian. John is unsure how he feels about a Russian website that promotes robbery. A bunch of Avatar crap. Axel stress's the importance of having valid paperwork at a checkpoint. Grundal almost wrecks the entire studio with his barbarism. Typical DB!
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The Dubious Bakers start the show using Bee's line to light their bowls. It's like a Mini hemp candle instead of a butane torch. Someone on craigslist would advertise electronics, then rob people who responded. The weed jug. The Keplar mission found "planet Styrofoam". The DB claim it for the bakery. John and Axel fight over NASA policies. Australian porn is on the decline =(. The possible diamond oceans of Neptune.. Hunters can donate their kill to food banks. A crystal was found in a meteorite that is harder than diamond. "I don't use a fucking spoon when I eat chili"-Dubious Axel. "I've had deer chili, antelope chili"-Dubious John.
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The mysterious new producer, Maestro, makes his debut, telling us of a recent run in with the law. From there, the Dubious Bakers dish out their own stories of their run ins with the fuzz. There was a break in at a Best Buy where the robbers stole $26,000 and never touched the floor. This episode answers the question:Is it illegal to flip off a cop? New producer and new studio make for an excellent episode of the Dubious Bakery.
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Frankies Farewell
Frankie says his goodbyes to the Bakery as he prepares to move onto his very own show. Dr. K is sitting in as the Dubious Bakers discuss Frankie's impact on the show and his refusal to wear a Podcasting suit of armor. Axel discusses the idea of a male birth control pill and a way to spot a hypocritical vegetarian. It's in the cheese. John talks about Italy's first 3D movie (porno) and tells the Bakery about a man with 6 wives who gets punished for it. Customs received a crate labeled "Christmas ornaments" that was full of bongs and pipes. Neural stem cells make an appearance and finally we all take a moment and raise a glass to the last 22 episodes and to the future of the DB. Then everyone starts crying. Good luck Frankie!
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Axel and John are back, and they are not alone. Dr. K welcomes them back with a bowl of dank sticky-icky. Plus an explanation of why the Tenacious D rock off will never be heard. Something to do with a Dolphin. John talks about the King of Hammers event he attended. Dr. K lets us know of an urban warfare advancement: a bullet that explodes at a predetermined distance that you set. We learn why its not a good idea to put ice skates on a bear and we hear one tragic truck drivers story about hauling 14 tons of pot. The DB is back!
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Chris from the Unrestrained Radio Show stops by and stirs up lots of trouble. John talks about the hidden powers of scotch tape: it emits x-rays when peeled and glows. He also wows the Bakery with his knowledge of the Platypus, evidently it's genome is finally mapped and it has gene characteristics shared with reptiles and birds. Axel talks about exploding bubble gum and the Celestial Sphere. Quadriplegic hunters, who can control a shotgun with a breathing tube, are out there. So are dogs that have learned to ride the subway. The origin of the Tenacious D rock off is here. "If I were King, beards would make a comeback."-Dubious John
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After a long winter hiatus Axel and John are back in the Bakery churning out new Dubious episodes. Axel introduces a new "cold injection" knife dubbed the "Wasp Knife." Alcohol seems to a contributing factor of this show as Antarctic Whiskey and and drunk villagers become topics. Frankie threatens Dr. K., Sweden, and I'm pretty sure every country south of the equator. John joins Frankies hate train after a surprise is found in an IKEA display microwave and much much more...
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Fresh from a vacation break Axel and John once again, blow smokey entertainment your way. Axel ponders the meaning of Alternative Fuel after introducing a new form of Hydroelectric power. Speaking of water! John hears of a new fountain of youth enzyme. By far THE BEST MOMENT OF THIS EPISODE recalls a time when Axel said he could "kick a Cheetahs ass." This claim may actually be VALID!
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Your Dubious Bakers discuss a 112 year old man with over 100 grandchildren and how that cant be anything other than bad. Axel looks forward to fueling his car on pawn scum while John looks forward to a day when the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) will do something other than suck! Speaking of sucking, Dec. 21, 2009 @ 7:47 UT is a day that will result in a sticky mess. That is, the official national orgasm day, which some of the bakers wont be participating in.
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The Dubious Bakers enter a whole new level of podcasting in this episode. The guys discuss Nitrogen oxide produced by the 1.2 billion lightning flashes per year (scary shit) and a shark eating shark lurking somewhere in Queensland. In a fight between a gorilla and bear, Axel takes Bear, John mistakenly chooses Gorilla. Are we on the brink of suspended animation? Some rats think so. Captain Fantastic is born in the UK. NC's sea level is rising, and John devotes his life to the search for mysterious Chako Paul City. Oh yeah and a man is beaten with his own leg, business as usual in the DB.
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SPECIAL EPISODE
This is the First ever Open Fly Network MINDFUCK! Featuring The Dubious Bakers, Axel and John and the hosts of Unrestrained Radio, Franky and Chris. This melding of minds delves into the networks darkest stickiest crevasses to reveal how 2009 has treated us and what we can look forward to in 2010. Enjoy this extra long episode in a Unrestrained Dubious Fashion.
"This episode produced one of the worst hangovers I have ever had!" - JOHN
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The Dubious Bakers blast off into space quickly and unexpectedly. toking the whole way. They explore the newly discovered ring that surrounds our solar system and the Kepler mission to find planets outside the solar system. John suspects life on Europa, trapped beneath the ice in liquid oceans. Axel tells us the future of the Russian Space Program, Nuclear ships and all. Could a newly developed EM (Electromagnetic) Drive propel this ship? The Dubious Bakers then decide to live forever and strategize the best way of making that happen. Cloning versus Nano-Tech? You be the judge.
"Fuck Oatmeal!"-Axel
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Dr. K makes his explosive entrance into the Dubious Bakery, telling us the dangers faced by the bee populations:inbreeding, bacteria infections and mite attacks on hives. He also has some startling information concerning the Large Hadron Collider and how it will not allow itself to be built. Doomed to failure? Axel says a vegetarian spider was found in South America, and India plans to receive shipments of cheetah's. John searches for answers in the Star Jelly mystery that's sweeping the globe. And guys finally discover the smallest dinosaur print (size of a parrot's). Another solid episode to roll a joint to.
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A man was arrested with a bag of weed stuck to his forehead. What is this world coming to? How much money would it take for you to reach into a toilet after use? Find out how much it took one Ukrainian. John and Axel discuss the silent engines in electric cars, and how safety experts want to insert a digital noise. Controversy hits the Gaza zoo as donkeys turn into zebras. Axel claims an artificial black hole was created in China and John rages against politeness.
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The big stories for the Dubious Bakers this episode were: Saturn's largest ring, which is 20x the width of the planet, and NASA's plan to attack the moon for water. Ardi the oldest human relative found, and The Blue Brain Project's assertion that a human brain could be replicated in 10 years sparks discussions of the future as usual. SPECIAL GUEST Mr. E elaborates on a recurring zombie dream which sparks a discussion over this controversy: Does smoking bud reduce your sleeping dreams? John and Axel can't remember dreams, but Producer Frankie can. Strange things are afoot in the Dubious Bakery.
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International Episode
John arrives at the Bakery in an uproar over an incident with Smart car, but then he calms down and finally talks about the worlds largest gummy bear. It's not as big as you'd think. Axel discusses a robot catcher, not a robot bounty hunter. It swiftly turns into the international episode as the Swiss and Sweads invade the bakery. Why are the Swiss looking into the lives of cats and creating specially trained dogs? Two dudes in Wales decide to beat on two tough trannies. John discusses merkins and his wariness over people who live to be 100.
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10TH EPISODE CELEBRATION
This celebration episode quickly turns into an accent episode as our hosts smoke themselves British, Irish and Pirate. This episode is great because it has to be the only time anyone has had a discussion about NASA in a pirate accent. Axel talks about his fears of over population. Enjoy a celebration bowl as you listen to this one of a kind episode, because you know your hosts have!
"My accents are the shit!" -John
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GOOD EPISODE
John claims to be quitting cigarettes. If fellow bakers see John having a Cig, swiftly round house kick him in the face. The Dubious Bakers have a dueling bongs contest as well as discuss the affects of hemp and alcohol. A new bacteria is found in the upper Stratosphere. John's pipe, "The Jolly Rancher" is called into question by Axel. NASA creates a simple metal object replication machine. Wikipedia and secret menu items piss Axel off, while John is pissed off at the King of Nigeria. A usual day in the Dubious Bakery
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Half Hour Format
John and Axel discuss their encounter with a UFO from several years earlier. The controversy concerning the weedmaps website. John discusses his method of waking up using an Indian clock, plus other clocks on his wish list. John also lies blatantly to everybody about his black eye that was caused by a dog. Axel shares a story about a spectacular shark feeding frenzy. A space discussion concerning newly discovered rocky exoplanet's end this episode on a intergalactic note.
"UFO's are so fucking swift"-Axel
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NEW HALF HOUR FORMAT
The episode starts unusually. John and Axel take their customary pre-show hits using matches instead of lighters. Controversy occurs. Craigslist attempts to crack down on hooker advertisements, a thief checks his facebook in the house he broke into and a man uses a Samurai Sword to kill another would be intruder. John and Axel battle over the name of the Reaper/Predator B assassin robot. Two stories about Astronaut urine and Pirate jokes round out this episode of the Dubious Bakery nicely.
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The Dubious Bakers are back after a slight hiatus due to John's 5 day epic journey to Yosemite. The guys discuss illegal game downloading,the out of the country organ market, the range of walkie talkies and the range of human made signals from the Earth. John discusses the theory that time is really slowing down and the plastic continent "Spiral Island". Axel discusses a perfect visual memory drug and mice levitation. Did you know South Korea is building a robot statue twice as large as the Statue of Liberty?
"I am so high in the episode Im surprised I pulled it off" -John
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Nothing is off topic in this episode of the Bakery. The Cretaceous Period, Hemp concrete and building materials, Thai sticks and what the heck they are, Downloading/Piracy, and lighter keeping strategies. Ever wonder when the Frisbee was invented? After this, you won't!
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In depth Zombie discussions and unscripted guest appearances make this a unique episode amongst the collection
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Superhero
Holy shit! Lebowski Fest, Real life superheroes, Invitro meat and make this episode another grand asset to The Dubious Bakery archive.
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Everything from doomsday theories to terrorism to robot fucking can be found in this tasty 2nd episode of The Dubious Bakery.
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